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Friday, February 15, 2008

Happy valentines Day!
John 3:16
For God so LoVed the world
That he gAve
his onLy
begottEn
soN
That whoever
believes In him
should Not perish
but have Everlasting life

No time to say anything and nothing to say so I'll paste an email I thought was hilarious. ^_^

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

When you rearrange the letters:
FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Labels: christianity, jokes

flew into your heart at [12:33 AM]

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Just wanna say this: " I MANAGED TO GET $550 OF MY CAMBODIA TRIP SPONSORED!!" The total is $950 and the breakdown is $400- me, $200-mum,$200-gong gong,$100 Ah um,$50- ma ma.

Joke: A lady heard a teacher asked her students:" why must we stay on the sidewalk?" Expecting to hear something about the dangers of traffic, the lady was surprised when a young voice called out :" cause if we don't our insurance won't cover us"
Paraphrased from Readers Disgest so sorry if its not that funny,I'm no good a pharaphrasing jokes.

Labels: jokes, me

flew into your heart at [4:13 AM]

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